Wot Issa Pistolwimp?

I do know wot issa wimp, and I hearda offa de pistol. Now wotta de heck issa pistolwimp? I watched dissa movie (The Art Of Motion) but it didn't enlightensen meneme. Aw.

Why izzit I keep stumbling across these little movies and finally end up posting them here instead of picking my nose and minding my own business? What makes me think that videos like this one are actually made up? Hm. Got to meditate over it...