I'm Trapped.

Or so it seems. What shall the half-average Old-European citizen come up with right after Einstein-quotes? Everything I'm going to say will sound overly dull compared to those wonderfully worded insights of one of the greatest minds of all time... I mean, count the of's I was able to cram into one single sentence. And I am not even sure about the saxon genitive. Even modern potatoes aren't what they seem anymore - they reportedly start exploding when dropped, and before you know it turn into weapons of mass disruption. Lawdy mama, yo' kitchen ain't safe anymoe.