Horrified B-Movie Victims.

I Want One Of Those - that's the name of an online shop that sells, er... stuff. It caught my attention selling Nothing, but this (I think) tops it by quite a bit: horrified B-movie victims. They say those "can be placed in the terrifying spot of your choice, such as by the photocopier, by a killer sandwich etc." - all that for just about 27 US$ (approx. 22€). Hm... is that a sign of the aposynapse? Do we get what we absurd?