Dear Diary...

... what a drag! They put me in this second hand Khaki, I had to grow a mustache and the mosquitos don't care that I'm a clinking actor. The director is drunk from dusk till dawn, the river Kwai actually is called Mekhong, and aircon hasn't been invented in this part of the world. As hasn't Corned Beef. Instead it's swamp cabbage, day in day out. Somehow I sense people are going to make fun of me one day... oh well.